Entourage

S03

All girls are like other girls. Just like all guys are like other guys. The world I split in two groups: penises and pussies. Penises want to run free, pussies want to land the penis. - Drama

S04

What drunk people do? They piss and they miss. – Drama

How you keep the pounds off? By trembling? – E

Doar negarea te va sufoca.

Cand te casatoresti, iti dai seama ca nevasta e ca o durere de herpes: vine si pleaca cand doreste. – Ari

I’m not afraid of flying. I’m afraid of crashing.

A pussy can smell another pussy and they have to pounce on it. – Drama

S06

Adu-ti aminte de acele vremuri. Adu-i aminte de acele vremuri. Si daca asta nu merge, faci ce face orice alt barbat insurat, te gandesti la altcineva cand i-o tragi. - Ari

S07

-          Oh, come on, Ari. You’re the perfect picture of marital bliss. – Eric

-          Like a hostage with a machete to his neck, you have to put on a good face for the camera.- Ari

   

-  Daca nu vrei sa vorbim, si nu vrei sa facem sex, ce mai e de facut acolo ? (in pat) –Ari

-  Vrei sa vorbim ?

-  As prefera sa facem sex.